Dead Weight

I went to the post office to mail an oblong item that weighed 3 pounds.  It was something that I had sold on eBay for $20.  The postal clerk told me it would cost me $26 to mail it.  Are they fucking kidding?  Being that it's so freakin' lightweight, I asked why.  She said because of its size but lightweight, it's what's known as "dead weight."  I laughed.  The only thing dead weight around there was the post office itself.  No wonder the postal service is going into bankruptcy.  Who the fuck wants to mail something for less than the paid for the actual item itself!?  Especially when it's so freakin' light?!  Give me a break.  I'll either try to repackage it smaller or give the eBay buyer a refund.  What a rip-off.  Bye, bye, USPS!  

Abercrombie & Bitch

I ordered a couple of items from the Abercrombie & Fitch website.  According to the site, they didn't have everything I wanted in stock.  A particular pair of shorts I wanted wasn't offered in a size 32 waist, so I ordered a couple of others that were listed as available in size 32.  

After my purchase, I get an email confirmation from A&F letting me know that one pair of shorts would be shipped and the other was out of stock.  Three weeks later, I check the site again.  They have the shorts I originally wanted again listed in a size 32.  I email A&F about it and ask if they were going to fill the rest of my order now that the shorts were apparently back in stock.  

My response from their Customer Service department?  "Unfortunately, the website has not yet been updated with the information about this item being sold out."  

WTF?  Three weeks have passed and nobody's updated the website?  How lame is that?  Is the one person who has access to the site on vacation?

David Tyree is a Piece of Shit

Asked in a recent interview with an anti-gay group called the National Organization for Marriage about a same-sex marriage bill that recently passed the New York state assembly and awaits approval from state senators, Football Player David Tyree said that "this will be the beginning of our country's sliding towards, you know, it's a strong word, but 'anarchy.' The moment we have it, if you trace back even to other cultures, other countries, that will be the moment where our society and itself, loses its grip with what's right. Marriage is one of those things that is the backbone of society.  How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all the sudden because a minority, an influential minority, has a push or agenda ... and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country," Tyree continued. "You can't teach something that you don't have, so two men will never be able to show a woman how to be a woman."

Hey, Tyree:  FUCK YOU. You're a piece of shit.  SHIT.  There was a time when black people marrying white people was considered wrong and possibly illegal.  How would you feel about that being true today?  Does that bring "anarchy" as well?   Weren't blacks once considered that "minority" of which you speak?  Why don't we go back to the days of slavery and see you take a stand then?  I bet you'd have a totally different opinion about the civil rights and liberties of others, you piece of shit.  I can't wait until it comes out about you cheating on your wife and we get to see how sacred the vow of marriage really is to you.  Piece of shit.

From Wikipedia:

Tyree grew up in a one-bedroom house with his mother and two older sisters after his parents divorced.  Battled with crack and alcohol addiction from an early age, and in 2004 was arrested for drug possession.  Then-girlfriend Leilah became pregnant with their *second* child.

Wow.  Where do I begin?  Raised by a single mother so, according to his beliefs, he wasn't raised as a man.  Alcohol.  Drugs.  Arrested.  Sex before marriage.  Babies out of wedlock.  Great Christian values!

Fed-Up

This morning, at 9:00 a.m., I shipped out an envelope via Fed-Ex overnight service, to arrive sometime during business hours (before 5 p.m.) the next day.  It contained two single sheets of paper.  I was charged $34.   I sincerely the envelope gets to travel First Class, get free drinks, and receive more than just peanuts as a snack.  

I could have shipped my suitcase for cheaper.  Seriously.  WTF?  And delivery services wonder why people aren't using them as much.  It's not because of technology; it's because of their insane pricing. 

Travelocity: Bait and Switch

This morning I opened up my email inbox to find an email from Travelocity that read:

"As one of our valued customers, we’d like to extend you an exclusive offer so that you can save even more on your next trip: GET AN ADDITIONAL 10% OFF our already discounted rates on your next hotel or vacation package booking. Simply use the exclusive promo code on the right at check-out to receive your instant savings."

I was excited to get this, as I was already thinking about using Travelocity to book a vacation package.  I went through the entire process of choosing my flights, picking the seats, choosing the hotel, upgrading the room at an additional cost, added the discount code in the email, and finally entered my credit card for payment.  I then hit the submit button and received an error message that read, "The promo code you entered is valid for use by Travelocity VIPs only. If you have not been designated a Travelocity VIP, you will not be eligible to receive the discount."

I contacted Travelocity about this and received a response a couple of hours later that read, "We would like to inform you that the promo code is valid for all Travelocity VIP customers. Per our record we see that your profile is not listed below VIP list." 

Nice.  What's that about?  They sent me a code to use and then tell me I can't because I'm not on their special fucking list?  Because I don't belong to their special club?  How elitist and ridiculous is that?  I've always used and preferred Travelocity over other travel sites, but now I'm done.  Someone else can have my $1000 for my upcoming weekend trip (and any future ones).  Fuck Travelocity.

BP Still Sucks

Because I'm a BP gas cardholder (prior to the infamous Gulf of Mexico oil spill), I received an offer in the mail at the beginning of January labeled "Exclusive Offer for BP Cardmembers." The offer is for a $10 rebate when you fill up your gas tank five times in the next two months. And, because I'm a BP cardmember, they gave me my first code free, so I only have to fill up my gas tank four times to get the rebate.

I don't normally fill up my gas tank at BP, even though it is on my drive home. For one thing, because of my anger over the Gulf oil spill, but I've gotten over that for the most part. Primarily, though, it's a few cents more per gallon than the Shell or Marathon (formerly Texaco) stations on my drive home from work. When BP was hurting for customers, you'd think they would have lowered their prices to compete with neighboring rivals, but no.

Even though the pricing is a bit higher per gallon, I stopped by a BP to fill up my tank because with the $10 rebate check I was promised I'd be getting, I'd make out better in the long run. I filled up my tank, using my BP card at the "pay at the pump" option. I can't recall the last time I actually went INTO a gas station store. I prefer to do everything at the pump so I don't have to leave my car and/or stand in line inside behind people buying their cigarettes, tonight's dinner, lottery cards, etc.

I didn't see any "code" on my receipt so I contacted BP via email to see what I had to do. In their response, they told me that after purchasing my gas at the pump, I had to take my receipt INSIDE, hand it to the cashier, and, in return, I would get a code. Now, I ask you: what sort of cardmember benefit is that? I get to pay at the pump AND go inside, doubling my time spent at the gas station? Where's the logic?

For the extra time and aggravation it would take for me to do all that, BP can keep the $10. You can find me pumping my gas at Shell. (I'd go to Marathon, too, but their pumps don't accept the Marathon gas card; I'd have to go inside there, too, to use my Marathon card. Go figure.)

Why Won't "Live Like We're Dying" Die?

Am I the only person who is tired of hearing American Idol's Kris Allen's "Live Like We're Dying" on the radio? When did that song come out? Two years ago? And it's still getting regular airplay? I swear, every time I turn on the radio, that damn song is on. They're only playing and replaying it because he hasn't had another "hit." Am I right? I already feel like I'm dying just listening to it ad nauseum. Please stop the merry-go-round; I want to get off.