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David Duchovny has checked out of the facility where he was undergoing treatment for a sex addiction, according to the actor's lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein. "David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein said in a statement Monday. "He successfully completed his treatment."

ISF: What was he forced to do? Watch pornos of 500 lb women? "I'm cured! I no longer want sex!" screamed Duchovny upon his release.

the other Baldwin brother

Daniel Baldwin's attorney said he will ask a judge to cancel an arrest warrant issued for the actor, calling Baldwin's recent failure to show up in court a mix-up. A Superior Court judge issued the no-bail bench warrant Friday and revoked Baldwin's probation when he didn't appear in court to give a progress report on his drug rehabilitation. The 47-year-old actor was required to meet with the judge in connection with a cocaine-possession case.
Baldwin was aware of the hearing and contacted his probation officer Thursday to report that he couldn't make it because he was in Canada shooting a movie, said his attorney, Grant Hoagland, adding the message apparently didn't reach the judge. "It was a miscommunication," he said Monday.

That, and the judge didn't believe that the least famous Baldwin brother was actually "making a movie."